Disintegrating Nancy Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi

Seventy-nine-year-old Nancy Pelosi is disintegrating according to President Donald Trump, and as usual, he is right. The woman can barely talk legibly nowadays. Fake News keep this from the public as Pravda did when Soviet leaders began to deteriorate. Sources believe she conceals her wrinkles with facelifts and thick makeup while puffing her lips up with Botox. This, combined with wigs, mascara, shiny red lip gloss, eye surgery, and colored contact lenses, makes her appear more like sixty-nine from a distance, they say. Some think she is five feet five inches tall, but taking aging and bone deterioration into account, we guess she is closer to five feet and wears four-inch heels to compensate. The picture above was an attempt to remove some of those fake devices, though we left the gaudy earrings and hair dye for Nancy’s dignity. We believe her real hair would be white and far thinner than what is displayed.

Nancy’s bloodline (paternal grandparents and mother) was from Southern Italy. Here are some 75-year-old women from that area, four years younger than Pelosi:


Southern Italians


Now that you have a bearing on what Pelosi would probably look like minus all the fakery, what kind of a dwelling would such a person normally live in, considering both her intellect and family tree? Nancy subscribes to the nonsense her Party supports, like opposing a wall designed to stop illegal immigrants and drugs pouring into the USA. She defends those currently invading the United States and believes Donald Trump is harming America. That places her low on the ‘politically savvy’ scale; on about the same level as a Russian babushka. For a location, we can look at Montenerodomo, Abruzzo, South Italy, where her paternal grandparents were born. This joint is probably where Pelosi should be, standing outside like a miserable babushka, talking gibberish at strangers.


Montenerodomo Abruzzo South Italy


Alas, Pelosi did not grow up in Southern Italy. Instead, she found herself in the United States, with a Democrat Congress-critter for a father. Once she obtained her B.A. (Brainwashing Award), she was off to stifle American business and has been for more than four decades. Now that she has finally reached the end of her political career, honest Donald Trump, who says it like it is, commented that she is disintegrating.

Daniel Dale

Fake News was quick to defend Pelosi. Take Trump hating Canadian journalist Daniel Dale, who wrote in Canada’s Toronto Star, that Trump’s summary of Pelosi was baseless.

Daniel Dale: President Donald Trump baselessly questioned the mental soundness of the Democrat who leads the House of Representatives, alleging Thursday with no apparent evidence that Speaker Nancy Pelosi has suffered an intellectual decline that has left her unable to comprehend his revised NAFTA deal with Canada and Mexico.

Where does Dale get the idea that Trump had no evidence? Trump spoke calmly to Democrats on Wednesday, telling them why a meeting would have to wait, and Pelosi described this later as him shouting and being hysterical. According to many witnesses, Pelosi made up that ridiculous story. Trump said, “I tell you what: I’ve been watching her, and I have been watching her for a long period of time. She’s not the same person. She’s lost it.”
  He said this after careful and direct observation over time. That is the evidence Dale says Trump does not have, and it is called ‘thinking and observing.’ According to Daniel Dale’s logic, a man cannot make observations without some third party’s help.
  Imagine Dale had walked his dog behind a female dog walker when her dog stopped to spend a penny on the footpath. Let us say its owner just strolled on without collecting the waste, before Dale shouted, “Ma’am, you need to bag that stuff!”
  “What stuff?” the woman might have demanded.
  “Just there,” Dale would reply, pointing to the huge piece of hemp rope.
  “My dog didn’t do that!” the woman might have declared and turned to walk away.
  “Oh yes, it did,” Dale would insist. “Your mutt pinched a pipin’ hot loaf right there, in front of me – I’m a witness!”
  “Where’s your evidence?” the dog owner might demand.
  “I told you,” Dale would sigh. “I saw your dog take a dump right there. My observation and that hefty turd are the evidence!”
  Dale believes his observations are rightfully qualified evidence but does not allow the same right for the President of the United States of America. No, the commander-in-chief of the United States Armed Forces cannot possibly employ observations as evidence because, after all, Dale does not vote for him. Well, there it is, as Emperor Joseph II said, in Amadeus.

Daniel Dale:  Trump has himself faced accusations of mental unfitness, including from Pelosi. He has shown a fondness for hurling at his opponents the same insults he has received.

Trump does not quiver, shake, stutter, repeatedly blink, bite, or suck his lips and stare like a vampire caught in the headlights. Nor does he think calm speakers are angry and shouting, and nor does he spend a fortune trying to make himself look like someone else. Pelosi is a walking makeup shop, and her surgeries would make Frankenstein’s monster jealous. The woman is a multimillionaire about to be wheeled away to an aged facility, yet Dale thinks she is somehow a damsel in distress needing his protection; a knight in armor protecting her, perhaps. The problem is that, with arguments like that Dale, you will lose your arms and legs.

So who is this knucklehead, Daniel Dale?


Daniel Dale Toronto Star


Dale is the Washington Correspondent for Canada’s Toronto Star. He trolls Trump regularly and prides himself on being a Trump fact checker, but like so many other fakers, all his so-called Trump Lies are in fact Fake News and mischievous editing. I have yet to find one lie Trump has told, despite the mountains of Gish Gallops created by urchins like Daniel Dale.


Rob Larrikin

Author: Rob Larrikin